Are your lackies beginning to sluff off during work? Do they seem to have low morale? Are you just bored? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need the
1023 Motivator. This fine contraption has the ability to motivate even the laziest lacky. Merely aiming it at the individual should be enough to frighten them into doing whatever it
is they do. If that fails, then give trigger one a squeeze. This shoots out an electric bolt that can cover five yards and give the receiver a shock he won't soon forget. If the constant shock
therapy fails, well then it's time to dispose of your lowly individual in the best way possible. Give trigger 2 a squeeze and the 1023 Motivator acts as an assault rifle to mow down the lazy
people. After that, most will have motivation forced into them! Yes, it's the 1023 Motivator, all the way!
