Quick-Growth Cubicle

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Do you work in a large business environment, but often need to move from cubicle to cubicle? Then the Quick-Growth Cubicle is for you! Grown on large scale "Cube Farms", we take seeds from a specifically mutated form of a bulbing plant and pump it full of even more radiation! Now, just by sprinkling on a little water, the seed will grow to a full-sized cubicle in seconds! Down in the basement of the company building and don't have carpet? No need to worry! The Quick-Growth Cubicle can grow in almost any environment!* Buy the Quick-Growth Cubicle now!

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*Will not grow in arctic tundra.