The Uddered Orange

Yes, it is true. Our bio-engineers have successfully created oranges with working udders.
We have successfully made it so you could "milk" the oranges every morning, giving you an almost unlimited amount of orange juice!
Using genetics, we've spliced DNA bits from a cow and an orange and slapped them togethor for this amazing new hybrid!

Available now:
1023 Brand Orange Juice: Its udder slapping good!

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